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Get Involved Text in with your opinion on ratings wars 'Cos I don't know mine 'til I know yours The constant promise - here comes the sublime Stay tuned, on it's way in three songs time Get Involved! Interactive on the BBC Subtract my contribution from the licence fee How to fit in, how to dress, how to think, how to suppress The results are in, seems conclusive Been put to the vote - here's another exclusive OMG! Goosebumps! Get Involved! You tell me what you're gonna tell me - unaware of overselling Then repeat it once again, in case I still need telling Then you tell me what you've told me - 'til my will to live has gone Never thought myself intelligent 'til I turned the radio on! Battle Of The Blands Learn from your own mistakes they say A misjudgement, I learnt the hard way Friends asked if I'd see their band play They never said it was a Battle Of The Blands So I'm waiting to be entertained Two bands down, three more remain Hope this poor standard's not maintained If my mates win, they're in the next round A mawkish performance A set of self indulgence A night of audience endurance ... And a cover of Sex On Fire I need alcohol to numb my ears But I can't afford a skinful here Some twat asked if I'll enter next year I wish I was a violent man So create your compositions Enter them in competitions Geared up to exploit young musicians In the Battle Of The Blands Keepin' Score To atone for my errors, kill the man for all seasons Haven't planned how I'd do it, or thought through my reasons Fill your head with an image of sunny days Or leave it to others to bring out the cliches There's a battle commencing outside my door The helpless, the hopeless, and I'm keepin' score It's in the newspapers, the search for a saviour Under the headline "Resigned to failure" No word on TV, no on screen rapport You don't and I won't, so who's watching anymore? There's a battle commencing outside your door The helpless, the hopeless, and I'm keepin' score Oh, Tuesday drizzle to comfort downhearted Busy doing something I wish I'd never started Old fashioned endearment that you can't resist Please consult your doctor if symptoms persist! There's a battle commencing, seen these teams before The helpless, the hopeless, and I'm keepin' score |
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